"On the twelfth day of Christmas my human gave to me:

* Twelve bags of catnip,
* Eleven tartar Pounce treats,
* Ten ornaments hanging,
* Nine wads of Kleenex,
* Eight peacock feathers,
* Seven stolen Q-tips,
* Six feathered balls,
* Five MILK JUG RINGS!
* Four munchy house plants,
* Three running faucets,
* Two fuzzy mousies,
* And a hamster in a plastic ball!!